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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

EER: 01/20/2010

Part 1: Book Learning. The old term for any type of reading. Can you believe that, way back when, people thought that ALL books were good for instruction? Now, people think the exact opposite...and they're right. Books used to be educational, narrative, and intellectual. Now, if books teach you anything, they are categorized as "self help" or "text manual" books.
People, I am here to tell you that you can learn almost anything from books...just make sure you look up whatever you think you've learned before you put it into effect. For instance, in the book "The Brotherhood of the Rose," the three main characters besiege a house using homemade Molotov cocktails. These are made by mixing gasoline and laundry detergent in a glass bottle and stuffing a small strip of cloth (again, soaked in gasoline) into the mouth of the bottle and lighting the concoction. Would I recommend doing this? No. Did I do it? You bet.

Part 2: Bush? Where is the guy now? Have you heard anything about him or where he is at this moment? Does he still hold some sway over America? Well, hold onto your seat, because I am going to "expose all" I currently know about what George W. Bush has been doing lately!
Believe it or not, Democrat and Republican have joined forces to relieve Haiti! That's right; George W. Bush and Bill Clinton have founded the Clinton and Bush Haiti Relief Fund...together!
What a testament to what we can do if we just put our heads together! Also, Bush has returned to his native home of Texas and is writing a book about his presidency! Can't wait to get my hands on that piece of literature!
But Guys, don't stop praying for Mr. Bush. He is a public speaker currently and still holds tremendous sway in America. Perhaps one day he will be a senator again; perhaps not. Whatever happens, pray that God will keep his hands on Bush and his family.

Part 3: What is Unitarianism? Well, Unitarianism is a disbelief in the Holy Trinity. If you do not know what that is, look it up. Unitarians hold the belief that God is, in fact, only one person in one person. Hence, Jesus and The Holy Spirit do not exist. God himself came to die for our sins, God himself is now dwelling in us, and God himself is one in himself.
This is definitely not true (sorry to any Unitarians reading my blog, but what can I say?). The Bible explicitly states that God is Three in One: God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. Churches have believed this forever and it is absolutely true. God the Father created the Heavens and the Earth; God the Son came to earth to die for our sins, defeated death, and returned to Heaven to sit at God the Father's right hand; and God the Holy Spirit is dwelling in us and aids us in our every day life. Many people believe that God the Spirit is our conscience. This is also not true; our conscience is our own spirit, which is still in touch with God.

Part 4: Cosmic Radiance? That is correct, America: cosmic radiance. The stars in the Heavens reflect the Glory of God in everything that they do, and above the small town of Lebanon, Oregon, they shine brightest of all. Far from the lights of any major city, the stars above Lebanon had returned last night and peeked through the curtain of clouds which, even now, disguises the glories of space as a gray sheet.
Also, let me recommend a viewing point for these wonderful bodies; Pineway Golf Course Restaurant. Residing on a hill slightly outside Lebanon, on a cloudless light you can see for miles around!

Let me leave you, America, Christians, friends, readers with a verse which caused me to leave behind my sins and turn to God with my troubles. And remember, brothers and sisters, that you are the future of this nation, the past of this nation, and that you are this nation. The choices you make affect all of us. So please, serve God with your lives, and remember, I love fan mail and hate mail, so don't be afraid to drop me a line! I'll even put my email address below, so go ahead and spam it!

Ethan D. Stroup

frost.everknight@yahoo.com

Acts 17:24

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